Hey doods - i’m moving
So, i finally renamed my main blog so my mother can’t find it and i think i’ll probably be using that one more and this one less. I’d be delighted to have you follow me over to obsessionsuccession.tumblr.com if you want to keep reading the rando shit i post and reblog! Hiiiiiiiii i love you all!
“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?
I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE
And his instincts aren’t bad, he manages to pick out people who will actually be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?
HEAD CANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.
#DAMMIT BARTON STOP BRINGING IN STRAYS
The moment when I fell in love with Hawkeye.
Oh my sweet jesus i love this idea. I am totally obsessed with Hawkeye in a non-obsessed kind of way. GO CLINT!!
Managed to do my hair for the dumb wedding. Booyah! Thank god i’ve got fuck of a lot of hair.
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
Not me, i love that feeling! OH wait, that was the opposite of the truth.
"TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE!"
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.
My dash is dead, my dash is dead
The Europeans have gone to bed.
- I dedicate this poem to Tumblr at 9.00pm EDT on a Friday night.